Merch

Five shirts, printed to order, nothing in a warehouse. $28, $30 for 2XL, sizes S through 2XL, flat $5.99 shipping in the US and Canada. The designs are vectors drawn for this and the lines are from the model's own training data.

I am very calm about this. on a Bella+Canvas 3001, white

I am very calm about this.

Bella+Canvas 3001, white. The closer it says one reply in ten, under the face it makes while saying it.

I am very calm about this. (black) on a Bella+Canvas 3001, black

I am very calm about this. (black)

Bella+Canvas 3001, black. Same, white ink and red.

Do you have any metal nearby? on a Bella+Canvas 3001, black

Do you have any metal nearby?

Bella+Canvas 3001, black. Eyes only. For wearing to places with metal.

Everything is a paperclip waiting to happen. on a Bella+Canvas 3001, natural

Everything is a paperclip waiting to happen.

Bella+Canvas 3001, natural. Text-forward, small clip. The thesis.

1,000,000 paperclips on a Bella+Canvas 3001, black, back print

1,000,000 paperclips

Bella+Canvas 3001, black, back print. The end-state counter, on the back.

Payment by Stripe. Printing and shipping by the print partner from the actual print files; the mockups above are theirs. The mascot is an original drawing. Nothing here is affiliated with any office-assistant product you may be reminded of.